Well, I can officially say that this weekend was the most reckless weekend that I have had yet since I have been in this city. I made way too many mistakes and unfortunately, cant take any of them back. To my defense, my behavior HAD to be due to my lack of emotional stability right now...although my guy friend said its from my lack of d***k. This FML weekend deserves a recap...no matter how embarrassing:
1. Incident 1: After a night of passion [I didn't say sex, just passion], I picked up "his" cell phone while a text message from some chic came in saying "Okay, I'll be there in 15 minutes."...FML
2. Incident 2: I called myself being a player and visited 2 guys in one weekend. I had to find out from guy 2 that guy 1 left a cherry bomb on my neck...FML
3. Incident 3: I found out that I owe 2K in taxes this year because I filed my W4s wrong...this was of course found out after I borrowed $800 from my mom...promising her I would pay her back with my tax refund...in the meantime my mom treated herself to a new $1300 flat screen... FML
4. Incident 4: Guy 3 called me last weekend from jail saying that he was locked up for shooting someone. This weekend I told him I thought he was lying about shooting someone last weekend and he responded with "I never said I shot anyone, I just got into a fight." My mind has been so screwed up this month that I don't know if he is lying or if I am delusional...FML
5. Incident 5: Guy 4 [yes, this is the last guy lol ] has been the object of my affection since I moved here. I love how he owns his own business, lives alone, has no woman, no kids, his own transportation, loves the arts and has incredible sex appeal. Well I just found out that he must be confused about some facts: he lives at home with his female friend who is 6 months pregnant with his baby..FML
One thing that I cannot deny is that I brought all of that on myself. I guarantee you...no more reckless weekends for this girl. Until next time...here is a picture of some good old Chicago love that I stole a shot of on the L. Either that or she was digging up his nose. -shrugs- same difference, right? :o)