Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Bringing back the List...LoL

I remember when the guys from SEMO made that list at school about the top 10 "hoes" and top 20 ugly females and so much drama kicked off from it. Well this list is a little different. Anna inspired me to make my list from her blog. Its a list about the top 25 things that you may not know about me. Some you might have guessed and some might surprise you. Not everything is a "revealation" of depth or is a factual statement. Some of these are just comments I have held back from saying. Let us begin (LoL)

1. I'm sick of people (especially guys) acting dissapointed with me for not wanting to wear my natural hair. Im NOT walking around with thin ass flat hair just so you can receive some inner satisfaction knowing that im not "weaved up" so LET -IT-GO.
  • To the girls-bitch you have a head full of hair and your selfish ass wants me to subject myself to being humiliated or disregarded while you get accolades all day. Quit pretending it looks okay because last week we had a joaning session for thin hair hoes because it DOESNT look okay.
  • The the guys-nigga, you didnt know this but Im the same female you walked past last year because I didnt "catch your eye" with my "natural". Now you are buying me something to eat everyday with my weave in. WHY in the HELL would I change this?

2. I have absolutely no one that I look up to - no role model, no one I aspire to be like

3. The happiest time in my life that I can remember right now is exchanging devotionals with Anna every day on the shuttle before class

4. I regret not taking that job as Admissions Representative with that school

5. With all of the complaining I do about not having a career, I have not physically went out to look for any job. Not one...

6. I could care less about a relationship or my career. I only care because its on my to-do-list

7. The most exciting part of my day happens monthly when my Essence magazine comes...but I dont even read it

8. I sing Keisha Coles song " You Complete Me" to God every morning before I go to work. - go read the lyrics

9. Im ridiculously satisfied with my dildo

10. The next person that undermines my intelligence or plays on my insecurities will get slapped

11. I am irritated by people who are so image conscious that they think its okay to finance a car instead of driving around in a cheap car like mine

12. I spent $600 in 3 months experimenting with going natural...and still wear weave (no, it didnt break me-which leads me to #13)

13. I think its stupid to pay $500 a month so you can say youre a grown up. Grown ups make responsible decisions for their future. I can afford to move out because I dont pay $500 a month. Can you afford to move out? Being "grown up" doesnt mean struggling just to say youre a grown up when you dont have to.

14. I prefer an attentive uneducated male over an educated male who claims he has no time for me.

15. I would rather talk to a stranger online than to most of my friends (not all, most)

16. I hate the SEMO spotlight section of their website and I resent all the fucks who made it there

17. I dont know what I want to do with my life and I dont give a shit

18. I miss my daddy and I miss walking home from school with my white friends

19. I buy things off ebay because I like getting packages in the mail

20. Im not going to pay Salle back. She can forget about it

21. When I dont answer the phone for you, it doesnt mean that Im at work or with a nigga-contrary to popular belief

22. I miss Abby and think about her all of the time (my cat)

23. Im still mad at Dre for letting my hamster burn to death in college

24. I like to work because I dont like to live

25. If I could give up my dreams to be taken care of by someone else, I would.